{"product_id":"we-lisssssten-and-we-dont-judge-christmas-snake-gossip-girls-ornament","title":"We Lisssssten And We Don't Judge Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWe Lisssssten And We Don’t Judge Christmas Snake Gossip Girls Ornament — Two Green Snakes Santa Hats Pink Cat-Eye Sunglasses Pink Fur Robe Pink Martini Candy Cane Holly Christmas Tree Fireplace Gifts Speech Bubble Luke 6:37 We Lisssssten And We Don’t Judge Acrylic Ornament 🐍🎄💅❤️\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey listen. They absolutely do not judge. The hissing is just how they talk. \u003cstrong\u003eJudge not, and you will not be judged. Condemn not, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven. — Luke 6:37. The snakes are very clear on this. They have read the verse. They are living it. Lisssssten.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSassy. Hilarious. The most unexpectedly theological ornament in the collection — and the one that makes every group chat immediately explode with “OMG THIS IS US.” This brilliantly conceived Christmas acrylic ornament takes the most important instruction about judgment in the entire New Testament and puts it in the mouths of two absolutely iconic green snakes — both in red Santa hats, pink cat-eye sunglasses, and plush pink fur-trim robes, each holding a pink martini glass garnished with a candy cane and holly sprig, chatting under a dark speech bubble in a cozy Christmas living room with a snowy Christmas tree, a glowing fireplace, wrapped gifts, and a wreath with a pink bow — with “luke 6:37” stamped on a little wooden banner at the bottom. “We lisssssten and we don’t Judge.” The snakes have spoken. Luke 6:37 agrees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e✨ Design Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLeft green snake — Santa hat, pink sunglasses, pink martini, fur robe\u003c\/strong\u003e — a beautifully illustrated green snake with bright yellow-green scale detailing, wearing a classic red Santa hat with white pompom and fluffy brim, oversized pink cat-eye sunglasses, and a plush pink fur-trim robe — holding a pink martini glass garnished with a red-and-white candy cane and a holly sprig — leaning slightly in toward her companion with the full energy of someone who has just heard something and is absolutely not going to judge it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRight green snake — Santa hat, pink sunglasses, pink martini, fur robe, mirror image\u003c\/strong\u003e — the second green snake in the identical ensemble — same red Santa hat, same pink cat-eye sunglasses, same plush pink fur robe, same pink holly-and-candy-cane martini — the perfect companion listener — facing her friend with matching energy and the same ironclad commitment to the non-judgment policy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDark speech bubble — center top, between the snakes\u003c\/strong\u003e — a dark chalkboard-style rectangular speech bubble shared between the two snakes — the visual declaration that what is being said here is important and also very funny — the vehicle for the most theologically accurate thing two snakes have ever said\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePink candy cane and holly martini garnish — in both glasses\u003c\/strong\u003e — each martini glass holds a red-and-white candy cane stir stick and a small holly sprig with red berries — the most Christmas-appropriate cocktail garnish imaginable — festive, detail-oriented, and confirming that these snakes do not do anything halfway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGold star — upper left, above the Christmas tree\u003c\/strong\u003e — a warm gold star in the upper left corner above the snowy Christmas tree — the star of Bethlehem watching over a living room where two snakes are living out Luke 6:37 with full commitment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSnow-decorated Christmas tree — left side background\u003c\/strong\u003e — a beautifully decorated Christmas tree with pink and gold ornament balls, a star topper, and a light dusting of snow — standing in the left background of the cozy Christmas living room scene\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlowing fireplace — right background\u003c\/strong\u003e — a warm amber-glowing fireplace in the right background — with Christmas stockings hanging from the mantle and wrapped gifts stacked beside it — the coziest possible setting for the most important theological conversation of the holiday season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas wreath with pink bow — upper right wall\u003c\/strong\u003e — a classic green Christmas wreath with a pink ribbon bow hanging on the wall in the upper right of the scene — coordinating with the pink robes, sunglasses, and martinis — the room decorated entirely to their aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWrapped gifts — lower right, beside the fireplace\u003c\/strong\u003e — bright red and gold wrapped Christmas gifts stacked beside the glowing fireplace — the gifts of a Christmas that has been fully leaned into by two snakes with impeccable taste and very strong non-judgment convictions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSnowing night scene — window background\u003c\/strong\u003e — a dark blue snowy night visible through the window behind the snakes — snow falling softly outside while inside it is warm and pink and full of good listening\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRed ribbon bow and holly — top of ornament\u003c\/strong\u003e — a cheerful red ribbon bow with holly leaves and red berries at the very top of the ornament — the festive flourish that frames the whole scene before you even look at what’s happening inside it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGold ornate round border frame\u003c\/strong\u003e — a richly detailed gold ornate border framing the entire round ornament — giving the whole irreverent, joyful scene the most regal and polished presentation possible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e“We lisssssten” in bold pink playful type — speech bubble upper line\u003c\/strong\u003e — the snake-spelling of “listen” in bold pink type — the hiss built right into the word — instantly identifying the speakers and making the whole premise land in one glance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e“and we don’t Judge” in white serif — speech bubble lower line\u003c\/strong\u003e — the theological punchline in clean white type — calm, clear, and completely sincere — the snakes mean it — Luke 6:37 said so\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e“luke 6:37” with hearts — small rustic wood banner at base\u003c\/strong\u003e — the Scripture reference in a small natural wood banner at the very bottom of the ornament flanked by small red hearts — the quiet theological anchor that makes the whole funny thing also completely true\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRound clear acrylic with gold ornate border\u003c\/strong\u003e — a classic round ornament silhouette with a decorative gold border — lightweight, shatter-resistant, and the most screenshot-worthy ornament in the collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGold hanging cord\u003c\/strong\u003e — warm metallic gold braided loop at the top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e💰 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Premium clear acrylic — lightweight, shatter-resistant, fade-resistant print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShape: Round silhouette with ornate gold border frame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: High-clarity illustrated scene with two Christmas snakes, cozy holiday living room, pink-and-green palette, speech bubble typography, and Luke 6:37 wood banner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHanging: Gold braided cord included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePacks: Available in Pack 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, or 10 — perfect for gifting multiples or stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOccasion: Christmas tree ornament, funny Christian gift, funny faith ornament, snake lover gift, best friend Christmas gift, BFF ornament, gossip girls gift, non-judgment gift, Luke 6:37 gift, women’s ministry gift, church gift, white elephant gift, Secret Santa gift, stocking stuffer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe best friend duo who has been called “too much” and has decided that is a compliment. The women’s ministry group chat that gets a little unhinged during Advent and everyone loves it. The friends who genuinely do listen to each other’s entire situations without judgment — and are very proud of this — and have now found the ornament that proves it. The snake lover who also loves Jesus and thought she could never have both represented in a single ornament until right now. Give one to each half of the duo. Hang them side by side. \u003cstrong\u003eWe lisssssten and we don’t judge. Luke 6:37. We are living it. 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