I Was Going To Be Petty But Jesus Said Love Them Mid-Tube Socks

i was going to be petty but jesus said love them. She had a plan. It was a good plan. It was a detailed plan involving a very specific level of petty that she had carefully calculated and fully justified in her head. And then. Jesus. Love them. She stood there with her coffee. She looked at the situation. She looked at her plan. She looked at the butterflies because sometimes you just need to look at something beautiful when Jesus ruins your perfectly reasonable revenge strategy. Love them. Fine. She wears these socks because they are the most honest and hilariously accurate thing she owns about the daily project of trying to follow Jesus when her first instinct is extremely human. i was going to be petty but jesus said love them. Every step a step of the reluctant and the redirected and the somehow still loving. Always.

A breathtakingly joyful, deeply funny, and watercolor-garden-charming I Was Going To Be Petty But Jesus Said Love Them fluffy lamb coffee cup butterfly wildflower funny faith mid-tube socks featuring the most hilariously honest and whimsically alive devotional design she will ever wear on her feet — a soft sky blue pastel base with periwinkle blue cuffs, heels, and toes — a breathtakingly cute illustrated fluffy white lamb standing upright at the center of the main panel — the lamb with soft woolly white fleece and a gently self-satisfied expression — holding a warm coffee cup in one front hoof — the posture of someone who had a plan and is now reconsidering it — a breathtaking soft sky blue background behind the lamb — a lush watercolor wildflower meadow at the base of the composition — white daisies — soft blue forget-me-nots — yellow wildflowers — green botanical foliage — colorful butterflies scattered throughout the entire composition — a monarch butterfly in warm orange-black — purple butterflies — pink-coral butterflies — blue butterflies — a chrysalis pod hanging from a delicate branch at the upper panel — a small green caterpillar on a leaf — a tiny pink heart floating near the text — i was going to be petty in lowercase serif black lettering — but jesus said in lowercase serif black below — love them in lowercase serif black at the bottom — in the most charmingly matter-of-fact and quietly convicting lowercase lettering — all in a breathtaking soft sky blue pastel periwinkle white lamb coffee wildflower butterfly monarch chrysalis watercolor garden I WAS GOING TO BE PETTY BUT JESUS SAID LOVE THEM funny honest faith palette of the woman who is still choosing love.

🐑 Design Details

• Breathtaking cute fluffy white lamb standing upright — holding a warm coffee cup in one front hoof — soft woolly fleece + gently self-satisfied expression — the most hilariously relatable and whimsically alive faith character on any funny faith socks — a breathtakingly cute illustrated fluffy white lamb standing upright at the center of the panel — soft woolly white fleece — a gently self-satisfied expression that says I had a plan and it was a good plan — holding a warm coffee cup in one front hoof — the posture of someone mid-reconsideration — in the most adorably alive and charmingly whimsical watercolor illustration style on any funny faith socks she has worn
• Soft sky blue background + lush watercolor wildflower meadow base + monarch, purple, pink, blue butterflies everywhere + chrysalis on branch + caterpillar + pink heart — the full garden-of-transformation scene of the woman choosing love anyway — a soft sky blue background — a lush watercolor wildflower meadow at the base with white daisies, blue forget-me-nots, yellow wildflowers and green botanical foliage — colorful butterflies scattered throughout — a monarch in warm orange-black — purple, pink-coral, and blue butterflies — a chrysalis pod hanging from a delicate branch — a small green caterpillar on a leaf — a tiny pink heart floating near the text — the most breathtakingly beautiful and symbolically alive garden composition on any funny faith socks she owns
• “i was going to be petty but jesus said love them” in lowercase serif black — the most hilariously honest and quietly convicting faith declaration on any socks — i was going to be petty in lowercase serif black — but jesus said in lowercase serif black below — love them in lowercase serif black at the bottom — the most charmingly matter-of-fact and deeply accurate lowercase confession on any faith socks she has ever gifted — the sentence that is funny because it is true — and true because she has stood there with her coffee and her plan and heard exactly this
• Soft sky blue pastel base with periwinkle blue cuffs, heels, and toes — the most joyfully garden-fresh and giftable funny faith socks colorway — a soft sky blue pastel sock body that lets the white lamb and the colorful butterflies and the wildflower meadow glow — periwinkle blue ribbed cuffs at the top — periwinkle blue heels and toes — the blue that echoes the sky and the forget-me-nots and ties the entire watercolor garden composition into the most joyfully cohesive and gift-ready colorway on any funny faith socks she has given or received

🧦 Socks Details

• Style: Mid-tube socks
• Soft sky blue pastel base with periwinkle blue cuffs, heels, and toes
• Soft comfortable stretchy fabric with vivid full-print sublimation
• Breathtaking soft sky blue pastel periwinkle white fluffy lamb coffee cup wildflower daisy butterfly monarch chrysalis caterpillar pink heart I WAS GOING TO BE PETTY BUT JESUS SAID LOVE THEM funny honest faith declaration all-over print details
• Perfect for everyday wear, cozy days at home, prayer time, church, or as the most hilariously honest and deeply joyful faith gift for the woman whose first instinct is extremely human and whose second instinct is Jesus
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🎁 Perfect Gift For

The woman who had a perfectly detailed and fully justified petty plan and then Jesus said love them — who needs i was going to be petty in lowercase serif black and but jesus said below it and love them at the bottom and a breathtakingly cute fluffy white lamb standing upright holding a coffee cup with a gently self-satisfied expression and colorful butterflies and a chrysalis on a branch and a wildflower meadow and a tiny pink heart on a soft sky blue pastel sock with periwinkle cuffs on her feet because she needs the most hilariously honest and quietly convicting declaration that the project of following Jesus is daily and sometimes it starts with coffee and a reconsidered plan. The friend who makes everyone laugh and also genuinely tries to love the difficult people — who needs these socks as both the funniest and most theologically accurate piece of faith wear she owns and the daily reminder on her feet that she is still choosing love. I Was Going To Be Petty But Jesus Said Love Them. A fluffy white lamb holding a coffee cup. A gently self-satisfied expression. Colorful butterflies everywhere. A chrysalis on a branch. A watercolor wildflower meadow. A tiny pink heart. Lowercase serif black lettering. Soft sky blue and periwinkle blue. The most hilariously honest and joyfully alive thing on her feet. Every step a step of the reluctant and the redirected and the somehow still loving. Always. 🐑☕🦸✝️✨💜