Sorry To The 99 Clogs Shoes

Sorry To The 99 — I Was Dilly Dallying — Matthew 18:12 🐏☕💓

Look. She didn’t mean to wander. She just got a little distracted — there was coffee, there were flowers, the music was good, and before she knew it… she was the one. The one. The sheep He left the ninety-nine for. And honestly? The fact that He came looking anyway — that’s the whole thing. That’s the entire gospel in one parable. She wanders. He finds. He always finds. "What do you think? If a man owns a hundred sheep, and one of them wanders away, will he not leave the ninety-nine on the hills and go to look for the one that wandered off?" — Matthew 18:12. She is the one. And she’s not even a little sorry about the coffee.

✨ Design at a Glance

• "Sorry To The 99 — I Was Dilly Dallying — Matthew 18:12" — bold playful hand-lettered typography across the top and bottom of each clog — the funniest and most theologically accurate thing she’ll ever wear on her feet
• Cool sheep with sunglasses & coffee — an unbothered little lamb in a pink hoodie, white boots, and sunglasses, strolling along with a latte in hand — main character energy, zero apologies, full of grace
• Pink heart on hoodie — a small white heart on the sheep’s chest — because even the wandering ones are deeply, completely loved
• Pastel doodle accents — pink hearts, purple stars, and simple botanical line-art scattered throughout — girlypop, Gen Z, and completely scroll-stopping
• "Matthew 18:12" strap — the verse reference on the cream back strap with pink hearts and purple star doodles — cute, personal, and intentional
• Cream pastel background — a warm cream base with soft lavender and blush cloud accents — dreamy, light, and impossible to scroll past without smiling
• Full all-over print — the design wraps every surface of the clog in adorable, character-driven artwork from strap to sole

📐 Product Specifications

• Material: High-quality EVA clog construction
• Print: All-over sublimation print — vibrant, durable, fade-resistant
• Fit: True to size — available in Men’s and Women’s US sizing
• Sole: Lightweight, non-slip, cushioned for all-day comfort
• Occasion: Casual wear, outdoor, home, faith-inspired gifting

🎁 Perfect For

The woman who has wandered, been found, and fully owns her story with a latte in hand. The one who loves Christian humor, cute sheep content, and a faith that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Give them as a birthday gift, a “this is literally you” gift, or a hilariously accurate reminder to the most lovably distracted person you know: She wandered. He found her. She’s still holding the coffee. 🐏☕💓